(Source: soulhunting)
(Source: soulhunting)
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)
the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
(Source: sierrasoldhervoice)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
(Source: musicformonsters)
(Source: pizzastiel)
I jus threw up in my mouth
Family friendly!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Im actually crYING BYE
oh fuck no
(Source: elisaskin)